aries- underlying bigoted narcissists. impractical. très nuisance
taurus- self-indulgent beasts. unadaptive.
gemini- inconsistent, unstable
cancer- intolerable… lacking resilience…
leo- attention whores. outward focus.
virgo- pessimistic, perfectionistic
libra- passive-aggressive hopeless romantics. constantly weighing
scorpio- intensely emotional. holder of grudges/unforgiving
sagittarius- asks too many fucking questions! opposite of “down-to-earth”
capricorn- workaholics, cannot cope with the spontaneous
aquarius- pseudo-intellectual types but appreciate the visionary
pisces- indecisive, loud, pseudo-conspiracists