Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)
Good fucking Christ.
Her father made a noise that, were it translatable, was probably something along the lines of “What The Fuck”. He then took an off his shoe and threw it at me. It hit me on the ass and left a bruise. I pulled on my clothes very quickly and ran.
I look like this:
This comic is kind of based on real life, because I used to look at old photo albums at Abuelita’s house. The tiny tears, of course, are a fabrication.
BUT. Last night I was looking at pictures of my dog as a puppy, because she can’t move anymore and is getting really old. THAT, my friends, warrants a tear. *sniff sniff*
heehehe sorry I made the entire Tumbieverse depressed. :’(